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SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved. — SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS — Every year the Ho-Ho-Ho-ing chap in the red tunic with the white whiskers gets inundated with some pretty balmy questions. So this year, I asked him if he wouldn’t mind responding to twenty-five odd, obscure, and some might even say downright obtuse queries. Needless to say, he was delighted to have a…